You would think I could at least add. But then again, the numbers are getting so high. It' s like I take enough swings to play an 18 hole round, in just 9 holes. What is it about spring golf? My body forgets where to stand behind the ball, how to stand, where to put the club face, the ball, ahhhhh! Every hit is a new adventure.
My average is going up, not down..the harder I try, the worse it gets. And now, on top of the bad golf....bad math. Last night at Ladie's League, all four of us added our scores wrong. I checked in the clubhouse tonight..."WHAT?!" I can't believe I shot a 64!!! I thought I had a 58, or a 59 at most..that' s a 6 stroke difference....hmmmm.l...et's see: 3 sixes, 2 nines, a ten, what does that equal? Then a 4...how many holes is that? Crap...I forgot to add a hole. I bet we all forgot to add a hole. Not only are we all bad golfers, now we'r e bad at math! This is not good. We will be the laughing stocks next week. What can you do.?
Time to go practice, practice practice. I need to follow my own advice.
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